Donald Trump’s Ankle Monitor exploded

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Eric Trump allegedly asked, “Have you thought about slipping it with ketchup?”

Former President Trump was rushed to hospital early this morning due to a malfunction in his ankle monitoring bracelet. Sources of the scene state that he is in stable condition at Presbyterian Medical Center. Both of those sources also say there is evidence that Trump caused the explosion by tampering with the device.

Even before he left the presidency, legal cases against Donald Trump began to pile up. The Manhattan DA as well as the New York Attorney General are investigating him for tax evasion. The DC Attorney General brought a charge of incitement because of the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol. And Georgia is bringing criminal charges against the 45th President of the United States for election fraud.

Rolling Stone reports:

In his crusade to overturn the 2020 election results and promote the Big Lie that Joe Biden’s victory was illegal, Trump changed the election authorities in Georgia. Fulton County DA Fani Willis is now investigating whether Trump forced Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger on a recorded phone call to “find” enough Trump votes to overturn the election that violated state law , specifically: conspiracy to commit election fraud, criminal solicitation of election fraud, and / or interference with election duties.

Given the numerous civil and criminal cases brought against Trump, Georgia District Attorney Andrew Canard is working tirelessly to ensure Trump does not flee the country. And that’s why the former President wore an ankle bracelet to track his activities on the moon.

“The man is a danger in flight. He has a motive to flee the country and Russian President Vladimir Putin has already offered him the high position as Prime Minister of Lies,” Canard said. “We have to make sure he’s not within 1,000 feet of a Russian embassy or try to fly to Moscow. We have a lot of close calls.”

Mr. Canard declined to comment on the exploding ankle device. However, his office said the only time such events took place was when the wearers were interfering with them.

Anonymous sources at the hospital where Trump remained said it was a classic example of a criminal trying to free themselves. “Crooks are usually not that smart. Most use a butter knife and try to jimmy it to their leg. They should know those things have lithium batteries and if you mess with them there will be sparks and sometimes a small explosion, ”an anonymous source said.

That same source said he believes Trump used a butter knife and McDonald’s ketchup to try to free himself from the device. “His son Eric keeps saying“ He should have ordered too much ketchup at the drive-through. “

Trump received a first-degree burn to his ankle. She is monitored at the medical facility until a new bracelet is placed on her.

In related news, a Texas company is offering “abortion insurance.”

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