Ron DeSantis Allies Say Donald Trump Is ‘Obsessed With Male Genitalia’

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Donald Trump has, erm, come a long way since he literally defended his penis size against Marco Rubio’s comments during a 2016 primary presidential debate. Look at the hands, are they small? Trump said at the time, holding them up for audience scrutiny. And, he refers to my hands if they are small, they should be small. I guarantee you no problem. I guarantee it.

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And by far, I mean it’s now 2023, and he’s moved from defending his own dick size to attacking everyone else’s, especially Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R). Trump awarded Ron the nickname Tiny D, among others, even before the latter announced his candidacy for president. A naïve, well-meaning person might assume that this simply has to do with the fact that DeSantis is relatively short; but anyone who knows Trump knows better. The Daily Beast then reported earlier this month that Trump aides specifically advised him to focus on the size of DeSantis’ penis. He’s also short but yes of course about his penis, so it’s done, a source close to Trump told the outlet.

This week: DeSantis will be in Reno to attend something called the Basque Fry, where braised, fried lamb testicles will be served, according to The New Republic. And the opportunity was too perfect not to seize. Not surprised Ron DeSantis is looking for a set of balls, said Trump campaign senior adviser Chris LaCivita.

Erin Perrine, spokeswoman for the Super PAC supporting DeSantis, Never Back Down, responded: The Trump team’s obsession with mens genitalia is more twisted than a woke grooming book.

Now, see, this is funny. The DeSantis team claims that Trump is obsessed with mens junk, and that is more than true. Former Trump aide Stephanie Grisham even wrote in her 2021 book that after Stormy Daniels said in an interview that Trumps penis looked like a toadstool, the president called Grisham to assure her that his penis was, in fact, is not shaped like a toadstool or small. But DeSantis is not above all this as his allies would suggest. As governor of Florida, he is obsessed with the presence of LGBTQ people, whom he calls groomers, to the point where he bans books that even mention queer issues and investigates drag shows.

In other words: All the fascist male Republicans running for president are, to some extent, obsessed with dick size. Some are openly clownish and narcissistic about it, while others put it down to bad law. Which is better? neither. Don’t let any of these cock-obsessed cartoon villains into office again, period, everthey are a cancer on society.

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