Rally, Pause, Resume, Regulate, and 20 Crypto Jokes

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There have been a lot of rallies this week, including Solana and Cardano, along with a few rally breaks and chases, while Ethereum fees hit their highest level since May. While this was happening, Mark Cuban said he owned less than $ 500 from DOGE. Speaking of which, DOGE rallied too. It was then reported that T-Mobile suffered a breach with the hacker requesting BTC 6, while the State Department decided to give the crypto to informants who informed them of the state-based hackers. As we learned that global crypto adoption increased by 2,300% in two years and that institutional players could dominate the crypto trade within three years, the Chilean crypto-skeptic opposition leader has said he owns ETH, while Bitcoiners strive to remind the world of WTFhappenedin1971. And while Poly Network extended the return of funds, Liquid Exchange was hacked.

All South Korean crypto exchanges have failed their regulatory advisory audits, and the grueling wait has begun, with 70% of crypto firm sites reported down. in Russia, an energy company is preparing to launch an energy purchasing platform that uses blockchain technology, and Vladimir Putin has ordered his government and the Central Bank to prepare a system that will require individuals to report their crypto holdings. As this was happening, Binance hired a former U.S. Treasury official as the new head of anti-money laundering, and Jay Clayton, former SEC chairman, joined Fireblocks’ advisory board. Costa Rica’s central bank has stated that BTC is not illegal, but also that it does not need a CBDC. Meanwhile, Ripple said the SEC’s demand for terabytes of Slack messages among Ripple employees is “extraordinarily heavy,” the crypto industry is the third largest in the world in terms of growth in phishing attacks, and the famous Russian Hermitage Museum has declared that the NFT sale of the singer of Rammstein is not allowed,

And in the Mad World, a teacher who asked his students to invest in BTC on behalf of the teacher then threatened one of his teenage students with a gun after the price of coins started to drop.

Here’s your weekly collection of crypto jokes. Enjoy!

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Hey, CT! What’s new?

MoooooooooooMmmm !!!! The markets don’t do what I want anymore! https://t.co/6599gHXpHe

– Dogestradamus (@sabotagebeats)

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“I’ll pay you back when I sell my NFT for $ 60 million.” Mouam? “

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Let’s check out these markets.

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Anything new in traditional markets?

Source: Juan Hodl / Twitter

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Mooing.

I just configured my twttr

– jack (@jack)

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Welcome.

Source: btcclicks / Instagram

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Bitcoin eats 2X for breakfast! No, for dinner, before bed, and don’t even gain weight. Unless by ‘weight’ you mean the rise in price, because it is. A lot!

If you think having 6 digit targets for #Bitcoin makes someone a “moon boy” then you haven’t paid https://t.co/yYYp9IYfkJ

– The wolf of all streets (@scottmelker)

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” Good price “.

Source: thefatbitcoin / Instagram (2)

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Many sleepless nights …

Source: bitcoin.baddie / Instagram

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And for this other type of falling asleep, a solution!

Source: crypt_hoes_ / Instagram

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When not to sleep, it pays off.

Source: cryptoshuttle / Instagram

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“Be careful, students. Here is a demonstration from a nocoiner conversion expert. ‘

I just configured my twttr

– jack (@jack)

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Now let’s make a short comparison between two kinds of nocturnal creatures.

Source: cryptocurrencies_update / Instagram

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The magic phrase.

Source: coin.bureau / Instagram

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Let’s do that 99 and call it the same. Your.

I just configured my twttr

– jack (@jack)

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Tax time!

Source: CoinGecko / Instagram

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Research time!

Source: cryptofunny / Instagram

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Exquisite talent.

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‘I asked what was for lunch.’ ‘Penguins’! ‘Wh–‘

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Sound activated. You’re welcome.

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