Donald Trump Is Upset About ‘SNL’ He Contacted the Department of Justice

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After Trump’s fourth-year dream of a feverish presidency, details continue to emerge about the batshit lunacy that occurred while he was in office. In a modern miracle, Trump hasn’t started any wars, though a new report from The Daily Beast suggests the former president has consulted with advisers and lawyers about what can be done about the ongoing Saturday Night vigil Live by Commander in Chief.

Two sources spoke to The Daily Beast, who said Trump asked if the Federal Communication Commission, court systems, or the Department of Justice could do anything to prevent the attack of jokes fired at Trump. Of course, Saturday Night Live is insulting, meaning you can’t-well, somehow you can’t-silence it, thanks to the whole multiple “free speech” amendment.

Oh, and just as a refreshing for everyone who jumped on the high school government to be stoned behind the garbage collectors, here’s a statement of the Justice Department’s mission statement:

To enforce the law and defend the interests of the United States in accordance with the law; to ensure public safety against foreign and domestic threats; to provide federal leadership in crime prevention and control; to seek fair punishment for those guilty of unlawful conduct; and to ensure fair and impartial administration of justice for all Americans.

Nowhere in those words says anything about protecting from the emotional boo boos that result from the antics of happening in Studio 8H. I’ll know because I’ve been trying to get Michael Che and Colin Jost charged with murder in Weekend Update for years.

Perhaps most ridiculously, sources who spoke to The Daily Beast said the requests were less of a “constitutional crisis,” because they were simply annoying. Although he is no longer in office, let’s first take a moment to reflect and look at the most perfectly grilled Trump of Saturday Night Live delivered over the past few years.

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Justin Kirkland Justin Kirkland is a writer for Esquire, where he focuses on entertainment, television, and pop culture.

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