Caitlin Moran: Arms! Pocket! I’m in finally mode | magazine

Warning: This week’s column has a bit in it for the boys, I’m afraid. Over the next few minutes I’m going to be talking about Womens Things, so I’m going to ask the guys to step back into the smoking room and talk about men’s issues like expandable foam fillers, and soccer players. We ladies will rejoin you for the final paragraph, where we will move on to the issues affecting You. See you in 800 words, guys. Goodbye.

Right. Ladies, it’s just us now, so let’s get down to business. I know there’s a lot going on right now, but I don’t want the buzzing news agenda to distract us from the great prize that, even as we speak, is within our reach, but