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Originally published February 4, 2016
Q. I wear glasses. When I play golf, I swing and miss a lot. Is there something fashionable I can wear that will help me hit the golf ball?
–Andre’s friend, Montreal
A. I understand they now have clip-on binoculars that will make your golf ball look as big as a beach ball. You should have no trouble hitting it.
Q. My wife wants me to have a pedicure. What do you think?
–Elwood, Aguanga
A. I’ve had a pedicure. The pedicure expert scratched my foot so I lost two shoe sizes. That night when I got into bed, I stretched out my legs and thought I was touching my wife’s feet. No, that’s my other leg.
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