Emma Watson Wears a Gravity-Defying Dress, and Her Jokes Are Hysterical

Emma Watson has proven once again that she is just as smart as Hermione Granger. Instead of relying on shocking nudity or gimmicks to get attention for her latest venturea gin company she co-founded with her brother, she wears designer gowns that are totally disorienting. Yep, I’ve been staring at this ad for 10 minutes, and I just can’t figure it out!

In the image, Watson and Watson are smiling, looking at something out of frame. Alex Watson buttoned his light blue shirt wrong? Or maybe the bottom shouldn’t be flat. But all that confusion is quickly dwarfed by Emma’s Loewe gown, which looks like light blue cotton wrapped in wire? It was attached to the spikes around her collarbone, creating a kind of semi-finished tent look. It really has to be seen to be understood, and even then it doesn’t make any sense, but see for yourself here.

Emma Watson is a true fashionista (a sheer, frilly dress paired with a black blazer looks absolutely flattering), so bold looks like this one are of course.

And this is the same dress as shown on the runway. Unfortunately, no side view is available.

However, the best part of her latest ensemble are the comments, which are not in the least bit mean but lightly roast the garment. The dress says wingardium leviosa, reads the top comment, which we must legally respond to, it’s LeviOsa, not LevioSA!

Another added, This dress defies physics. Yes. One commenter drew comparisons between Watson playing Belle in live action The beauty and the Beastand another Disney princess: She wears what Ariel wore when she had legs lol. wrote a follower who was equally confused, After reading the comments I feel not so bad about how long I have to stare at her dress to figure out what’s going on Ok but what is incident? And how long did you stare? Do I have to devote an entire afternoon to this?