10 stories that prove that wrestling is the wildest industry ever

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Pro Wrestling is an endlessly fun and unstructured traveling circus.

It is built on the basis of imagination, and after obtaining an outrageous license on this premise, its imagination manifested itself in a relentless frenzy on screen: metal chairs taken straight into the unprotected dome; matches in which so much blood is lost that a blood transfusion is required; matches in which fighters are set on fire; Matches in which fighters are set on fire and this is not the end; Matches held in three steel cages simultaneously; matches in which the goal is to avoid devouring piranhas; matches in which fighters explode; storylines in which men who play childish characters have a great mother’s milker horn; storylines that women have *always* been unreliable; Facts where brothers have long believed the dead come back from the grave to avenge their parents’ death even when they actually did or actually turns out the first accused brother did it all the time or whatever eventually happened. Undertaker vs. Ken Bolsh*t…

It’s a more confused business behind the scenes.

The most obnoxious of all, in fact…

There are brass-necked and ruthless psychopathic infiltrators in every aisle of power. It is not surprising that such men rank highly in every pocket of capitalist society.

In this diverse world, it is indeed the norm.

However, the man who has monopolized or monopolized professional wrestling is a level beyond that: Vince McMahon has more in common with a young child than with an adult. Wrestling is the wildest industry ever because the Boss Baby controls a large part of it.

Vince McMahon is pretty much moody and will change his mind about the most ruthless and abrupt freaks. Vince McMahon throws a foot out of the stroller and blows gaskets like, yes, a big kid. Vince McMahon’s mood is determined by his hunger level. When Vince McMahon satisfies his hunger, he does so by forcing dry food into the esophagus with a lubricant of tomato ketchup, which is how many long-suffering parents convince their children to eat.

Vince McMahon is moody and uplifting by nature, and so, when his face isn’t red with pure, unbridled anger, he gives those close to him “hugs” (his words). Much like the undeveloped minds of young adults, Vince believes the toilet spirit is hysterical. Like children, Vince despises sleep. Vince McMahon will yell, yell and complain “It’s not fair!” When people do the exact same naughty things he did. Vince McMahon is bored with his games even though he really wanted to play them just moments ago.

Vince McMahon Baby in a suit.

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