The Tale of the Racist Lesbian Emu Farmer is Shaking the Internet

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When you start scrolling your feed in the morning, you never truly know what youre going to get. Thats the beauty of being extremely online. For instance: did I have the slightest suspicion that everyone would be agog this week over the twisted tale of the racist lesbian emu farmer with Avian flu? Absolutely not! But here we are, so lets get into it.

It all started when the Washington Post shared a story about Emmanuel the Emu, a TikTok favorite, fighting for his life after contracting the deadly Avian flu.

Emmanuel the emu who went viral on TikTok for hilariously pecking his owners phone as she filmed educational videos about farming is fighting for his life amid a deadly outbreak of avian influenza, his owner said.https://t.co/pMpiKXC7nb

The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 16, 2022

Emmanuels owner, lesbian farmer Taylor Blake, who runs South Floridas Knuckle Bump Farms (red flags aplenty already) has long been a favorite TikTok presence. If youve scrolled through FarmTok at all, chances are youve come across Taylor kissing Emmanuel the Emu full on the lips plenty of times.

However, as usual, there’s more to the story here. As many users have since pointed out, Blake has a history of racism online. This history is well documented, and apparently it dates all the way back to the days of Vine.

You remember that girl who went viral back in like 2015 for asking a drive thru employee out on a slumber party and then a bunch of old tweets surfaced showing that she was racist lol https://t.co/AujTNHg90b

STOP DONATING TO BLM NATIONAL AND SHAUN KING (@WrittenByHanna) October 17, 2022

Now is this surprising? Absolutely not: the words South Florida followed by the phrase Knuckle Bump Farms should have been a fair tip-off. And yet folks are still shocked to find that the beloved queer emu farmer has done and said some really trash things.

I just found out lesbian emu girl is a racist conservative (apparently from Vine??) and I am so distraught

Ive been so invested in her, especially during her struggle w Avian Flu which she also could have spread bc she was KISSING her sick emu??? Besties I need to lay down

jason funderburker (@med1ogre) October 20, 2022

I know a lot of people have forgotten but let me remind yall that shes racist, anti-black and likes throwing out that N word.

Yeah everyone sad about the Emu but lets keep it 100 out here pic.twitter.com/4YcOw1uGPp

UzamakiJ (@UzamakiJ) October 16, 2022

Not me just learning that the Emmanuel emu lesbian girl has a LONG history of being unapologetically racist online

nothing is sacred pic.twitter.com/cHRbMba7f7

Natasha Boo Bees Oladokun (@NatashaOladokun) October 17, 2022

Since everyone is doubting you because they wont bother to do a simple search. My dude has rebranded like four times. Was at one point The Good Karen and has never changed their @. So you could at various points easily track her constantly changing brand and personality. pic.twitter.com/1lOMWH3UlJ

Hanna Marie, MA (@tinysapien) October 18, 2022

Before long, trans comedian Jes Tom entered the chat with the take of all takes:

the fact that we can even have a lesbian emu farmer influencer who is also a god fearing conservative racist shows the failure of identity based representation politics

jes tom LESS LONELY @ NYCF 11/9 (@jestom) October 19, 2022

Honestly, its the truth: weve been drinking so long from the identity politics well that weve forgotten that some types of rancid intersectionalityi.e. lesbian and conservative and racist and emu-farming ALL AT ONCE!- are extremely unpleasant to deal with. But the Internet encourages us to make heroes out of people before we know the full story especially when those people happen to be photogenic cis white gals with emus.

The real kicker is that Taylor Blake is not the only lesbian emu farmer out there.

If I had a nickel for every lesbian influencer emu farmer that Ive come across on the internet, Id have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice.

Spooky Non-Binary Dungeon Momster (@FNDungeonMom) October 20, 2022

The struggle in the comments to figure out which/who among the lesbian emu farmer influencers is the racist one and which emu is her emu is the best intro to online culture Ive seen today. https://t.co/nwcbGLSrvL

Elyse Eidman-Aadahl (@ElyseEA) October 20, 2022

How can there possibly be two separate lesbian influence emu farmers??? Is this the multiverse????

Jennifer is bodiless (@JennySLo) October 20, 2022

And now everyones obsessed with finding out the tea:

Imagine trying to explain viral lesbian emu farmer tiktoker gets milkshake ducked after enabling the epizootic transmission of avian flu to a medieval serf

clear e. aubin? (@ceaubin) October 20, 2022

Me: uh ohWife: whatMe: theyre trying to milkshake duck the lesbian emu influencerWife: are you having a stroke

TriumphantLettuceHat (@Popehat) October 20, 2022

will not be sleeping tonight need to learn everything about racist lesbian emu farmer https://t.co/ZZjb4wU0pi

marina (@marinaxdove) October 20, 2022

I knew lesbian emu farmer was too good to be true

Margaret Middleton (@magmidd) October 19, 2022

Lets remember that we can still support the emu through all this he didnt choose his parents!

I feel duped by the racist lesbian emu lady. Im still rooting for ol Emmanuel Todd Lopez though.

Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) October 17, 2022

No emus were harmed in the making of this post.

reasons why *i* should become the internets new beloved lesbian emu rancher:1. love emus2. not a racist3. enough veterinary background to know not to put my mouth on my birds

bela lugosis dad (@symadethis) October 17, 2022

Tags: conservative, identity politics, Jes Tom, knuckle bump farm, Lesbian emu farmer, milkshake duck, Racism, South Florida, Taylor Blake, TikTok, Trans Twitter, Twitter, Viral

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