Citing racist history, Harvard bans using the word “Harvard”

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CAMBRIDGE, MA Following the courageous example of USC, which just banned the word “field” for its racist connotations, Harvard University has announced that it will no longer allow students or faculty to use the word “Harvard” because of its own tragic history of racism.

“Unfortunately, this same university, which will not be named, was built on a foundation of white supremacy, misogyny, nationalism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, slavery, white people, of men, white men, Christian white men and all the other bad things,” said Sheree Ohen of Harvard University’s Office for Equity, Diversity, Inclusion, and Gay Affairs. “I was also heartbroken to discover that the Harvard campus has several areas of green grass called ‘fields’. It’s disgusting.”

Ohen was then hauled before a disciplinary committee for accidentally using the word “ground”.

At the time of publication, Harvard had announced that it had stopped using all the rest of the English language due to its history of colonialism.

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