Krampus is coming to the crypto space this holiday season

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It was the weeks before Christmas on a distant island,

No one could have foreseen the golden boy cryptos going astray.

When politicians and corporations happily took FTX money,

Did they really know the depth of a man’s duplicity?

Imagine if you will, the exchanges of younger days,

When business people praised the LoL player.

Markets were high, adoption was booming

How could we have seen the massive threat looming?

Come in and talk to us, the SEC pleaded,

As the money flowed to the agency and the legislator instead.

For many there would be no Merry Christmas this year,

Just long enough for the Krampusnacht to fill us with fear.

Trumps are good, said the man whose hair was unruly,

Blame Binance, I was just doing my homework!

I’ve failed! I’m sorry! It wasn’t my fault!

But seriously, what did you expect after a sudden stop in withdrawal?

He was wearing a hoodie, from his back to his waist,

All of his clothes were marked with a long devastated exchange.

A bundle of assets he had thrown to his side,

Stolen from users and investors with pride.

From a penthouse of solitude surrounded by palm trees,

He didn’t give Christmas presents, but something sordid.

It’s your money I want, he said, as fast as you want,

To hell with the holiday spirit, show me those private keys!

I have billions to repay! There is not a moment to lose!

This Krampus crypto had such a short fuse.

He didn’t realize, as all hodlers know,

Crypto could not be stopped all at once.

You can tank our markets, you can endlessly regulate,

You can fool many with shiny chips and huge sums,

But the promise of crypto, like every Christmas season,

Doesn’t focus on scams and crimes, but right:

The reason? Crypto is here to stay.

Blockchain and NFT, come what may,

You may cost us a limb, but our faith will last.

And in the end, we will have our funds safe.

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