Jimmy Kimmel Thinks Donald Trump Is Going Straight To Jail

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Jimmy Kimmel is very confident that Donald Trump will soon find himself in the slammer. Days after grilling Trump for his reported attempt to censor Jimmy Kimmel Live! while he was in office, Kimmel once again confronted the former president for protesting his innocence before speaking at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

In Washington, the fascists and the angry gathered to praise their lord and savior, Donald Trump, at the annual CPAC convention, Kimmel said at the top of his Thursday-night monologue. The comedian explained that Trump is scheduled to speak at the conference on Saturday, and the former president has already begun inventing his base and promoting conspiracy theories on social media platforms such as Truth Social. The Tandalorian is very fired up right now, quipped Kimmel. He wrote in all caps, Theyre not coming for me. They come for you. I’m just on the way.

The comedian then directly addressed Trump, who former New York prosecutor Mark Pomerantz wrote in his resignation letter last year was guilty of multiple felony violations (Trump is currently being investigated by the Department of Justice). No, they’re coming for you, Kimmel said. When you get arrested, none of us will go to jail with you. You go in there, begging for hair spray by yourself.

Kimmel then turned his attention to CPAC, which he described as a conference made up of every low-rent radio host and podcast racist with a dye job and a fleece vest.

Remember the first season of American Idol, when the losers will just line up and be mowed down by Simon Cowell? Kimmel asked. It was like this, but without Simon Cowell.

Kimmel also had a little smoke for Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., speaking at CPAC on Friday. Kimmel grilled DJ TJ by overlaying a game of Fruit Ninja over a Jr. video. acting as he ripped former House Speaker Paul Ryan for not attending the Republican National Convention if Trump was the nominee.

Kimmel then played a clip of former vice president Mike Pence carefully avoiding endorsing Donald Trump for president in an interview with CBS News. Has anyone dodged more questions than Mike Pence? Kimmel asked. This guy is Donald Trump’s vice president, and he’s not going to vote for him. Do you realize how strange this is? Its like if macaroni said goodbye to cheese.

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