Ice T points out that he couldn’t have an earthquake bed if he wanted to, and with good reason

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Remember all those times you thought to yourself; “Man, wouldn’t it be good if my bed should turn into a protective iron coffin in case of a fatal earthquake?” We’ve all been there. Oh, wait, you’re telling us you literally never thought of that? Well, that’s a relief, and be thankful Ice T is with you on this one, too.

Let’s call a spade a spade here, these things sound like absolute death traps. We would be more afraid of being crushed by the mechanism that turns the bed into a shelter, than of any stray wreckage from a catastrophe. Although it appears Ice T has made a connection none of us were willing to see. As he so eloquently put it, “You can also stop that Fn thing! Lol”

“Fn” is Ice T’s right, and “Fn” is right. Although, could anyone have done this act so hard that it caused the earthquake bottom to fall off in the first place? A certain rapper, actor, and artist seems to think so (cough, cough, Ice-T). The comments section of his Twitter page is teeming with chatter about all the strange and bizarre ways people can accidentally bed rest, and how it will kill you later before an earthquake hits.

What if it was an arm hanging off? What if you are sitting playing video games? Can’t you be buried alive? We have a lot of questions. One thing is for sure, though, Ice T seems confident enough in his romantic ability that a bed like this just wouldn’t work for him.

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